As I lowered the gear to the Lear Jet I thought to myself...." I really need a vacation. Maybe I should drop these guys off and go get lost for the rest of the afternoon"!
"Do you think anybody will miss this plane for a couple of hours?"
But as we were about to touch down reality set in......
"I forgot I need to bring Mrs. Bush back to the White House by 4pm.....She has a hair appointment!
The guys in the back burst out with laughter upon hearing this.......
I on the other hand was not amused,...........so I brought her down let's say,..........
"A LITTLE HARD!!"
That "Shut "em Up!!"
Touchdown!!