by expat » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:26 am
As many of you know, I spanner for an airline and being on the sharp end of the potential financial knife in the ribs weight is always something that makes me think. Whist this guy, tongue in cheek or not has no idea about the role of flight crews, he does have some good points. A flight of up to 4 hours, do you really need to eat? You have breakfast at 06:00 and then lunch on a normal day at around midday. That is a break of up to six hours. Why can't that be the same in an aircraft. I have always been convinced that it has been a way to break up a flight and alleviate the boredom factor. If meals where a thing of the past, then we can rip out the galleys. Have you seen some? Even in the 737, they are over kill. 99% of food is served direct from the trolleys, the other 1% is the hot foil meals that need to be heated, thus requiring a huge galley and up to five ovens. In my company, hot meals are on flights over 4 hours, but why? The rest of the time, it is dead weight. The same calorific content can be obtained with cold food, there is no compelling reason to have hot food. Another point, he makes, toilets. The 737 and A320 family have three. One up front and two "down the back". Why??. The last time you flew, how many people actually needed to go to the toilet? In reality, a very small percentage of the passenger total, so does this total actually reflect the number of pots that is requires, I think not. One toilet and que, just like you do at the local shopping center. Paper products, what did you find in the seat pocket the last time you flew? A magazine, safety card, sick bag, duty free pamphlet, time table, route map. What do we actually need, a sick bag and a safety card. Life vest under every seat, not sure about that one. Most of the time they kill more passengers than they save due to being inflated in the cabin and preventing proper egress and then drowning the victim. Here is another idea, do we really need arm rests on every seat?, apart from your computer chair or the office chair and maybe your car if you are rolling in it, when do you sit in a chair with arm rests? They are are a throw back to the early days of flying when it was an adventure and a the privilege of the rich elite. In flight entertainment, a screen in every seat back, a luxury, what was wrong with a couple of monitors in the ceiling down the center of the aircraft. For example, a 737 or A320, requires three monitors and two wall mounted screens for the entire aircraft to see. But no, we all have to have a personal monitor to watch. I replace these things when they are broken and in aircraft terms, they weigh a ton! Carpet, it is very, very heavy, hard to clean and wears out very quickly. Also it is not water proof and helps corrosion very well. Why not, for want of a better word, "lino". Todays products are vastly superior to that of the 70's, and much harder wearing. What about overhead bins. Apart from a hand bag, "hand luggage" should go into the hold, you don't need 99% of it. This saves weight and adds to security AND means you don't spend an eternity in security screening waiting for the idiot in front of you having half of his wash bag removed. Just a few points for thought.
Matt
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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.