Here's a few I ran across:
Under this sod our baby lies,
she neither screams or hollers,
She only lived three days,
and cost us fifty dollars.
I told you I was sick!
Here lies Anna Patterson, killed by a lamp filled with dewbury's patented non explosive lamp oil
Here lies John Blake, stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
Wonder why people don't put these on headstones anymore?
