Some Grave Topics for Halloween

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Some Grave Topics for Halloween

Postby H » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:59 pm

[b]Gravestone Engravings


In Ribbesford, England:
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Re: Some Grave Topics for Halloween

Postby FSX_Dude » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:18 pm

[quote][b]Gravestone Engravings


In Boot Hill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona:
I don't need a Sign.....wait......Damn!
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Re: Some Grave Topics for Halloween

Postby Steve M » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:05 pm

;D ;D
Another one I like is,

A lawyer's epitaph in England:

Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
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Re: Some Grave Topics for Halloween

Postby CaptainCub » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:24 pm

Here's a few I ran across:

Under this sod our baby lies,
she neither screams or hollers,
She only lived three days,
and cost us fifty dollars.

I told you I was sick!

Here lies Anna Patterson, killed by a lamp filled with dewbury's patented non explosive lamp oil

Here lies John Blake, stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

Wonder why people don't put these on headstones anymore? :)
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Re: Some Grave Topics for Halloween

Postby patchz » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:55 pm

Tis not for a gravestone, but I always loved this epitaph:

It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
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