Engineers

[Steve M]

There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: "Well, what do you think?" "Ummm perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"

[skoker]

Wow...!

[machineman9]

For anyone who watches the IT Crowd, just read that last bit with Moss's voice. Lol.

I know science teachers who sometimes give lifts to the teachers of different sciences... I can only imagine that this has happened to them before lol.

[T1MT1M]

LOL

[BFMF]

Combat Engineer: "Let's blow the car up and get a new one..."

[pepper_airborne]

After getting out and getting in 5 times the computer engineer decides they all should get a B&B and try it again the next day .

[expat]

After getting out and getting in 5 times the computer engineer decides they all should get a B&B and try it again the next day .

You forgot, unplug it from the mains for 5 minutes and then try again

Matt

[pepper_airborne]

After getting out and getting in 5 times the computer engineer decides they all should get a B&B and try it again the next day .

You forgot, unplug it from the mains for 5 minutes and then try again

Matt

[Wii]

Combat Engineer: "Let's blow the car up and get a new one..."

Now that is how it's done!!

[Brando14100]

Try the Han Solo method. Punch the car a few times. That's how he fixed the Falcon in Empire Strikes Back.



8-)

[Mazza]

It's funny because usually fixing a computer is just Rebooting

[H]

It's funny because usually fixing a computer is just Rebooting

Maybe that's why I keep having trouble -- what type of boots should I use on it and is one pair enough?

8-)

[expat]

It's funny because usually fixing a computer is just Rebooting

Maybe that's why I keep having trouble -- what type of boots should I use on it and is one pair enough?

8-)

Size 10 with steel toe caps

Matt

[H]

Maybe that's why I keep having trouble -- what type of boots should I use on it and is one pair enough?

Size 10 with steel toe caps
Matt

Drats! I wear steel toed boots but they're size eleven... :-/

8-)

[BFMF]

Maybe that's why I keep having trouble -- what type of boots should I use on it and is one pair enough?

Size 10 with steel toe caps
Matt

Drats! I wear steel toed boots but they're size eleven... :-/

Just kick it with slightly less force....