Priority Seating

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Priority Seating

Postby H » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:09 pm

It was a sell out and tickets were hard to come by but, finally, a cancellation provided this couple to make it to the show. They took their seats and noticed that the lady next to them had an empty seat next to her throughout the show. When time came to leave, the husband just had to ask the lone lady if she knew why the seat next to her was empty.
"It was my husband's," she informed.
"Tickets were difficult to obtain... this was a great show. Why didn't your husband come?"
"He died last week," she replied.
"Oh, I'm so sorry... I didn't realize."
"That's all right, she said.
"Well, I hope you don't mind my asking but why didn't you bring a frend or a relative with you?"
"I would have... but they're all at the wake."




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Re: Priority Seating

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:31 pm

That's terrible.

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Re: Priority Seating

Postby specter177 » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:58 am

I've heard that before, except the wife died and the husband was at the Superbowl.
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Re: Priority Seating

Postby 87HondaShadow » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:15 pm

I dont get it.  :(
Err 30kb limit?
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Re: Priority Seating

Postby AMDDDA » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:54 pm

[quote]I dont get it.
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Re: Priority Seating

Postby 87HondaShadow » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:19 pm

[quote][quote]I dont get it.
Err 30kb limit?
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