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Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:51 pm

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Bet this forklift driver is still running....lmao

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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Anxyous » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:21 pm

;D ;D ;D

Somehow reminds me of that B-52 carrying nuclear bombs, without anybody knowing...
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Rich H » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:24 pm

;D ;D ;D

Somehow reminds me of that B-52 carrying nuclear bombs, without anybody knowing...

Lol, I bet that was a bit embarrassing for the USAF.
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:34 pm

I'm surprised there isn't a brown stain to follow the drivers escape route....lmao

I bet he had to change his undies after this.... ;)

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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Steve M » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:14 pm

I wonder how that hardhat hangin on the post is supposed to keep you safe in a warehouse like that?
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:32 pm

I wonder how that hardhat hangin on the post is supposed to keep you safe in a warehouse like that?


It's to keep your ass from passing through your head on the way up. It's more of a courtesy than anything. Most people don't like the idea of the last think that passe's through their minds being their ass's, makes for some shitty thoughts on the subject..... ;)

Now you see how I got my bull shit artist award in the Army, took first place, I was so proud...... ;D

Hey, there was some darn stiff competition...lmao
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Steve M » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:41 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:38 pm

All right, who moved the truck?

Somehow reminds me of that B-52 carrying nuclear bombs, without anybody knowing...

Somebody missed the step on identifying the payload as inert, repeatedly. And those involved were dealt with and they won't be allowed to play with nukes no more.
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Dr.bob7 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:58 pm

;D ;D ;D

Somehow reminds me of that B-52 carrying nuclear bombs, without anybody knowing...


woulda been a tad funnyer if they had target practice  :P (whitch they easily could of and possibly of killed us all)
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:13 pm

;D ;D ;D

Somehow reminds me of that B-52 carrying nuclear bombs, without anybody knowing...


woulda been a tad funnyer if they had target practice
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby a1 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:37 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:53 am

I bet he didn't have any trouble with number twos for a while ;D
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby lunitic_8 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:06 pm

;D ;D ;D

Somehow reminds me of that B-52 carrying nuclear bombs, without anybody knowing...


or that B-52 that lost that H-BOMB!! ;)
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:37 pm

;D ;D ;D

Somehow reminds me of that B-52 carrying nuclear bombs, without anybody knowing...


or that B-52 that lost that H-BOMB!! ;)

Which one? ;)
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Re: Warning DONOT drop!

Postby expat » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:11 am

I had a very similar incident when in the RAF. We where in
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