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The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Souichiro » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:57 am

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;D ;D ;D
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:45 pm

Well, I can tell you one thing. Never, ever give a dog to Montagnard villagers in Vietnam. They will inevitably invite you to dinner.... ;)

A dumbass Brigadier General learned that the hard way. He was rather baffled why none on my squad were eating. Then it dawned on him when he asked, "Ummm, where's that dog"? My buddy responded, "Right in front of you Sir"! The star barfed...lmao
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Jared » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:59 pm

lol, I love it :-D
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Souichiro » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:07 pm

Well, I can tell you one thing. Never, ever give a dog to Montagnard villagers in Vietnam. They will inevitably invite you to dinner.... ;)

A dumbass Brigadier General learned that the hard way. He was rather baffled why none on my squad were eating. Then it dawned on him when he asked, "Ummm, where's that dog"? My buddy responded, "Right in front of you Sir"! The star barfed...lmao



Same goes for cats and stuff... Never leace your dog behind in the asian world  :D
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Akula. » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:26 pm

;D perfect timing, my dog gave a howl of anguish for some reason, right as i read that  ;D its a sign!
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:23 pm

[quote] ;D perfect timing, my dog gave a howl of anguish for some reason, right as i read that
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Alonso » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:28 pm

LOL!!!! Never bring your cat with you when going to chinese restaurants. ;D
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby H » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:06 am

With a fortune like that you can quickly lose your cookies...

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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:55 am

With a fortune like that you can quickly lose your cookies...

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LMAO.... ;D
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Akula. » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:30 pm

With a fortune like that you can quickly lose your cookies...

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nice...  ;D
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Willit Run » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:05 pm

Have you ever notice there are never any stray cats or dogs around a Chinese restaurant!! ;)
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby Souichiro » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:57 pm

I once made the comment during an english presentation ( not a very serious one) that: I love cats, they taste like chicken... You should see the look on people's faces... Completely baffled all of them..

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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:44 pm

A coworker once told me "I like cats... if you cook 'em right". ;D
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Re: The joy of fortune cookies

Postby H » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:38 am

A coworker once told me "I like cats... if you cook 'em right". ;D
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