
This reminds me of a joke-
A man went to Muhammad's Camel Rental to get a camel for a trip about 20 miles to a local town. About half way the camel just drops in it's track and will not move. The guy gets on his cell phone and calls ole Muhammad. About 30 minutes latter Muhammad shows up in his helicopter, gets out carrying his toolbox. Walks over and starts to size up the problem. He gets that, Oh, that's what's wrong look and pulls a sledgehammer out of the back seat of his helicopter. He proceeds to the rear of the camel and lines up line a pro golfer. He swings and hits the camel square in the a-hole. The most earth shattering fart rings out. You know, one of those one minute four octave farts that can rattle windows a block away, type farts. Ole Muhammad just grins and says, "Yep, that was the problem, a vapor lock."
Not so much Johnnys wheels as Achmeds hooves
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