Terrorist at the airport?

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Terrorist at the airport?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:06 am

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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby GeForce » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:13 am

LOL!!! ;D ;D
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby Saitek » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:44 am

Tut tut... Mark! :o ;D
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:05 pm

LOL ;D
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:29 pm

LOL ;D
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:37 pm

The first thing I thought of when I saw the picture was that some camel jockey had used his camel as a trade in at a used car lot.... ;D
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby Jimbo » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:39 pm

LOL ;D

Good one Mark, i shouldn't laugh, But LOL ;D
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby Sytse » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:59 pm

Camelbomb?  ;D
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:23 pm

Not so much Johnnys wheels as Achmeds hooves ;D
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:43 pm

This reminds me of a joke-

A man went to Muhammad's Camel Rental to get a camel for a trip about 20 miles to a local town. About half way the camel just drops in it's track and will not move. The guy gets on his cell phone and calls ole Muhammad. About 30 minutes latter Muhammad shows up in his helicopter, gets out carrying his toolbox. Walks over and starts to size up the problem. He gets that, Oh, that's what's wrong look and pulls a sledgehammer out of the back seat of his helicopter. He proceeds to the rear of the camel and lines up line a pro golfer. He swings and hits the camel square in the a-hole. The most earth shattering fart rings out. You know, one of those one minute four octave farts that can rattle windows a block away, type farts. Ole Muhammad just grins and says, "Yep, that was the problem, a vapor lock."

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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby Ecko » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:35 pm

This reminds me of a joke-

A man went to Muhammad's Camel Rental to get a camel for a trip about 20 miles to a local town. About half way the camel just drops in it's track and will not move. The guy gets on his cell phone and calls ole Muhammad. About 30 minutes latter Muhammad shows up in his helicopter, gets out carrying his toolbox. Walks over and starts to size up the problem. He gets that, Oh, that's what's wrong look and pulls a sledgehammer out of the back seat of his helicopter. He proceeds to the rear of the camel and lines up line a pro golfer. He swings and hits the camel square in the a-hole. The most earth shattering fart rings out. You know, one of those one minute four octave farts that can rattle windows a block away, type farts. Ole Muhammad just grins and says, "Yep, that was the problem, a vapor lock."

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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:50 pm

Not so much Johnnys wheels as Achmeds hooves ;D

Camels don't have hooves. :P
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby Jared » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:48 pm

lol, both are funny.. :)
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Re: Terrorist at the airport?

Postby H » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:29 am

The old slogan is: "I'd walk a mile for a camel."
What a quick getaway that's going to be! :P
I think Romulus is right... he traded the dang thing in! 8)
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