Famous last words in Avaiations:
Whats that funny noise?
Don't worry, that indicator is supposed to be on.
Which runway was it, ATC?
Thats just condensation dripping off the wing. (Note: Jets store their fuel in the wings.)
Don't worry, the hurricane is 5 miles from here.
The engine is supposed to make that rumbling noise.
I'm flying an Airbus.
Whats that ticking noise?
Why's that guy taking off his shoes...
Hey, what did the mechanic say about the autopilot?
Isn't the no-fly zone 1 mile from here?
This runway is too short...
Hey, check out those red and yellow fire decals on the engine.