Last words in Avaition

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Last words in Avaition

Postby the_autopilot » Tue Dec 30, 2003 8:58 pm

Famous last words in Avaiations:

Whats that funny noise?

Don't worry, that indicator is supposed to be on.

Which runway was it, ATC?

Thats just condensation dripping off the wing. (Note: Jets store their fuel in the wings.)

Don't worry, the hurricane is 5 miles from here.

The engine is supposed to make that rumbling noise.

I'm flying an Airbus.

Whats that ticking noise?

Why's that guy taking off his shoes...

Hey, what did the mechanic say about the autopilot?

Isn't the no-fly zone 1 mile from here?

This runway is too short...

Hey, check out those red and yellow fire decals on the engine.
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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby Ronnie » Tue Dec 30, 2003 10:23 pm

Famous last words in Avaiations:

I'm flying an Airbus.



That is GOOD!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby Jared » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:12 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby Omag 2.0 » Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:19 am

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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Jan 05, 2004 2:27 pm

What's this button do?

Let's open the window and let that smell out...
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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby BFMF » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:13 am

lol
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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby BFMF » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:17 am

'Don't worry, I do this all the time'

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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby Conner » Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:36 am

This runway is too short...


But look how wide it is!!
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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Jan 10, 2004 11:58 am

"What's this button do?"
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Re: Last words in Avaition

Postby Ronnie » Sun Jan 11, 2004 12:36 am

"I took off those red things on top of the wings. Is that bad?"
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