Hunting Joke

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Hunting Joke

Postby jimclarke » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:39 pm

Two guys are out hunting in the forest.  One of the guys suddenly collapses and drops to the ground where he lays motionless.  His partner whips out his cell phone and calls 911.  The 911 operator answers and asks what the emergency is.  "My friend and I are out in the forest hunting.  He has collapsed and I think he may be dead!  What shoud I do?"
"Just relax sir, first of all we need to make sure he is dead."
"OK, hold on..." The operator waits a few moments then hears a shot ring out in the background.  The man returns to the phone.
"OK now what do I do?"
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Re: Hunting Joke

Postby Tchkinjiu » Fri Dec 12, 2003 6:06 pm

.... :-X
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Re: Hunting Joke

Postby GeForce » Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:27 am

Heard that one before ;D
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Re: Hunting Joke

Postby Polynomial » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:41 pm

lol :D
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Re: Hunting Joke

Postby chomp_rock » Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:50 pm

LOL!
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Re: Hunting Joke

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:56 pm

HMMMMMM ;D
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Re: Hunting Joke

Postby michaelb15 » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:13 am

HMMMMMM ;D

I hope this isnt giving you any ideas ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hunting Joke

Postby BFMF » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:45 am

pretty sure it's been posted before ;D
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Re: Hunting Joke

Postby ARFFguy20 » Mon Dec 15, 2003 11:44 pm

Who cares that is was posted before, it still is funny. unless someone really did that :'( but that would be great to do as a joke, call 911, say that and then shoot in the air, have someone scream and then be waiting for the rescue.!!  but don't really do that because we, as rescuers, hate that! and you can get into trouble and or jail.   TTFN~     Brent
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