Two guys are out hunting in the forest. One of the guys suddenly collapses and drops to the ground where he lays motionless. His partner whips out his cell phone and calls 911. The 911 operator answers and asks what the emergency is. "My friend and I are out in the forest hunting. He has collapsed and I think he may be dead! What shoud I do?"
"Just relax sir, first of all we need to make sure he is dead."
"OK, hold on..." The operator waits a few moments then hears a shot ring out in the background. The man returns to the phone.
"OK now what do I do?"