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Postby ozzy72 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:53 am

We've all said it at sometime, but this takes it to another level ;D
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-14557204
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Hagar » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:23 am

Scottish SPCA Inspector Kerry Kirkpatrick contacted the farmer after being alerted to the cow's plight.

He said: "When the job came through my first thought was, this is a wind up, but I arrived at the field to find the cow looking confused but surprisingly calm despite having his head wedged tightly in between the rungs of the ladder.

Methinks that SPCA inspector needs a biology lesson. ::) :D
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:28 am

I was so busy chuckling I didn't even notice that Doug ;D ;D ;D
Maybe it was a hermaphrodite cow and the inspector was just thrown by the necklace....
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Club508 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:01 am

Wait, cows are all female? :-?
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Hagar » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:26 am

Wait, cows are all female? :-?

Always were when I was at school. Apparently this is not necessarily the case now. No wonder I'm confused. :-/ ;)
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby expat » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:50 am

Makes a change from riots I suppose.............

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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Club508 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:50 am

Makes a change from riots I suppose.............

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Re: Silly Cow

Postby machineman9 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:55 am

Perhaps the only truth to it being unlucky to walk underneath a ladder?  8-)
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:13 am

I think its more a case of trying to eat through the ladder ;D
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Steve M » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:13 pm

An adult female that has had a calf (or two, depending on regional usage) is a cow. A young female before she has had a calf of her own and is under three years of age is called a heifer  A young female that has had only one calf is occasionally called a first-calf heifer.  :)
A cow with a ladder is called a coniving bovine and guilty of trying to get up to the hayloft.
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Club508 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:47 pm

[quote]An adult female that has had a calf (or two, depending on regional usage) is a cow. A young female before she has had a calf of her own and is under three years of age is called a heifer
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:18 pm

[quote][quote]An adult female that has had a calf (or two, depending on regional usage) is a cow. A young female before she has had a calf of her own and is under three years of age is called a heifer
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Steve M » Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:29 pm

[quote][quote]An adult female that has had a calf (or two, depending on regional usage) is a cow. A young female before she has had a calf of her own and is under three years of age is called a heifer
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Club508 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:08 pm

Thanks You two!  I'm not sure why they change them names like that.  Chicken-rooster-chicken(don't start H)  Bull-Cow-Steer-Hiefer,  Boy-Man-Girl_Woman-Baby.  All too confusing.
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Re: Silly Cow

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:18 pm

[quote][quote][quote]An adult female that has had a calf (or two, depending on regional usage) is a cow. A young female before she has had a calf of her own and is under three years of age is called a heifer
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