My local cemetery was trying to drum up some business..

...and a salesman stopped by my home.
We discussed all the particulars and we got to the vault. He tried to get me to purchase a VERY expensive fiberglass vault. His reasoning was that they concrete ones "leaked". I told him I'd be dead and wouldn't give a darn if it leaked and it wasn't like I was expecting guests....

I only purchased the lots. That was 18 years ago and the pair cost me $750.00 USD. I heard that they were selling for $5,000.00 USD today. All the other stuff was going to cost $6,000.00 USD not including the coffins. Now the cost is $9,000.00 USD.

The coffins average an additional $1,500 (for the cheap ones) to $10,000 +
I told my wife to have my brother make me one of those old west pine boxes. Cost maybe $500.00 and I sure won't be complaining about splinters in my butt...
