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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby dcunning30 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:57 am

Fozzer, I never had any idea you had such a thing for Dolly Parton.  Well then, if you ever make it to the states, you must visit Dolly World then!   ;D
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby Fozzer » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:21 am

Fozzer, I never had any idea you had such a thing for Dolly Parton.  Well then, if you ever make it to the states, you must visit Dolly World then!   ;D


Tee-Hee... ;D...!

Nah, not really... :o..!

It's just a reminder, that if you vote someone like Hilliary Clinton or Condoleezza Rice, etc, as President of the United States of America, you, and the rest of us out here in the wide World, will be forced into having our brains modified, and our hearing senses devastated, by the winging, whining, musical, emotional, female, "Dolly Parton-type" accent*...

...now there's a terrifying thought...

..for all of us... :o...!

..LOL... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul.... ;D...!

* "...that's when you know you are in the U.S!...".... ;)...!
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby Alphajet_Enthusiast » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:23 am

Yes, the USA has hills for a start  ;D

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Yes indeed... well, at least in Belgium everything is straight down the road...  ;)
And Omag, yes, it's always good to be back home!  :)

Whether US airport security is overkill or not, at least I was able to get
some Oreo's throught customs...  :o ;D
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby Omag 2.0 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:13 am

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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby expat » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:40 am

Whether US airport security is overkill or not, at least I was able to get
some Oreo's throught customs...  :o ;D


You must have been so thankfull they didn't perform that body cavital search!  ;D



Yes, there you are standing in the queue and your hemorrhoids start to give you a bad time. Security notices your odd posture and surreptitious obsession with your rear and you are whipped of for said search..................still at least they will get a good scratching giving you a moments relief ;D

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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby dcunning30 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:12 pm

It's just a reminder, that if you vote someone like Hilliary Clinton or Condoleezza Rice, etc, as President of the United States of America, you, and the rest of us out here in the wide World, will be forced into having our brains modified, and our hearing senses devastated, by the winging, whining, musical, emotional, female, "Dolly Parton-type" accent*...


...not trying to start a political free-for-all, but I'm just reading the tea leaves.  Based on how things are currently shaping up, I suspect you'll see a Clinton-Obama Whitehouse.  Have you heard Hillary when she gets worked up?  I suspect you will.  I'm ordering a large bottle of headache medicine in advance!   :o
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby JBaymore » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:38 pm

And ... let's steer this back away from the political discussion, shall we?
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby Nick N » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:11 pm

Airport security is about as good as it was 10 years ago, some studies suggest it was better 20 years ago

its a farce and a cash cow, mainly because of the staff they hire to do it. Its designed to keep the fear going, which keeps the money flowing

They have to put on a show and try to make a difference, but the bottom line is, we are not getting what we pay for in that system and never will they way it is being managed.

Its a blank check
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby JBaymore » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:24 pm

its a farce and a cash cow, mainly because of the staff they hire to do it.


Do you have any idea how much they pay those front line TSA employees?
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby dcunning30 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:38 pm

Airport security is about as good as it was 10 years ago, some studies suggest it was better 20 years ago

its a farce and a cash cow, mainly because of the staff they hire to do it. Its designed to keep the fear going, which keeps the money flowing

They have to put on a show and try to make a difference, but the bottom line is, we are not getting what we pay for in that system and never will they way it is being managed.

Its a blank check




Would you mind steering us to any of those studies that suggests airport security was better 10 or 20 years ago?

Thanks
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby MWISimmer » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:34 pm

I'd rather spend 2 hours in a queue with thorough security checks than spend 5 mins in the same queue and get blown out of the sky...
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby JBaymore » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:15 pm

I'd rather spend 2 hours in a queue with thorough security checks than spend 5 mins in the same queue and get blown out of the sky...


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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby dcunning30 » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:17 pm

I'd rather spend 2 hours in a queue with thorough security checks than spend 5 mins in the same queue and get blown out of the sky...



Considering all the new scrutiny we're going through at the airports since 9/11, I have a hard time understanding how security was better 10 or 20 years ago.  But maybe I'm just missing something.   :-?
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:32 pm

Airport security is about as good as it was 10 years ago, some studies suggest it was better 20 years ago

its a farce and a cash cow, mainly because of the staff they hire to do it. Its designed to keep the fear going, which keeps the money flowing

They have to put on a show and try to make a difference, but the bottom line is, we are not getting what we pay for in that system and never will they way it is being managed.

Its a blank check





Would you mind steering us to any of those studies that suggests airport security was better 10 or 20 years ago?

Thanks


It was nearly 20 years ago (Dec 21, 1988) when Pan Am flight 103 exploded over Lockerbie, Scotland.

I've mostly fly commercially while in uniform, and it's funny how security finds it annoying that it takes me another minute or two to take my combat boots off and on, When it's obvious that i'm in the military. I wish we didn't have to, but oh well.

Other then that, airline personell are always friendly towards me. I often wonder how much different it would be if I flew in civilian clothes? I probably would get bumped to earlier flights, and moved to Business or First class


I almost always flew in civies. I can remember only once when I wore my uniform, flying home during Christmas of 1985. I never noticed any difference in treatment at airports.
 It was actually required at that time that we not wear uniforms, not carry military ID, and let our hair grow out while traveling overseas on job-related duties.
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Re: You know you're in the US when...

Postby Hagar » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:08 am

It was nearly 20 years ago (Dec 21, 1988) when Pan Am flight 103 exploded over Lockerbie, Scotland.

If I remember correctly the bomb was in a suitcase in the baggage hold. The person that planted it wasn't aboard the plane so no amount of personal security checks at the airport would have prevented it.

PS. If the flight had been on time the bomb would have exploded over the Atlantic. It's very likely that the cause would never have been established.
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