What gets me is the way Hollywood believe that only America is worth visiting.... hello? There is more to this planet than California and kids hanging out with creatures with a face like a friendly dog-turd

Mind you if an alien visited the following all kinds of things could happen;
Glasgow - mugged!
Nottingham - shot!
Hungary - pickled in the local alcohol (Will, Dave and Kevin know what I'm talking about)
France - cooked in a white wine sauce
Spain - run over by a bull
Columbia - higher than his spaceship due to a white powder
Czech Rep. - lying drunk on a pavement in Prague (best way I've found... and the best beer)
Ireland - assaulted by Father Jack for not having a drink with him
Italy - choked to death on pasta and tomatoes
Greece - blinded by drinking Ouzo