by Woodlouse2002 » Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:07 pm
Personally the funniest thing i've ever heard is from the Goon show. It basically went like this:
Distant bang, whistle of an comming shell then the sound of a chicking clucking...
"Good god! They're firing hens at us!"
"A fowl trick!"
"We're being shelled!"
"Stop cracking yolks!"
Gets me everytime.

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