Only in Canada Eh!

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Only in Canada Eh!

Postby Tug002 » Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:56 am

You will not believe what just happened... I walked in to a gas station. I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas..


I saw her & thought, "Is this lady stupid or crazy?!! With the cops right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and got my drink.


As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming..


I looked out the window & the woman's arm was on fire!


She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy!


I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car..


I was thinking "she's why I have a job, can't fix stupid but we can transport it to an ER!"


But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for...

The one cop looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

Now, which of you actually read this to the end??! :lol:

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Re: Only in Canada Eh!

Postby Herc-Canute » Thu Jun 29, 2017 8:56 am

:lol: I tell you what that's funny right there :lol:
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Re: Only in Canada Eh!

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:21 am

I love a good pun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Only in Canada Eh!

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:07 am

Tug002 wrote:Now, which of you actually read this to the end??! :lol:

Keep smiling
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I'll admit it, I did read it all the way! I was curious what it was aboot the whole time.

Very good Tug! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Only in Canada Eh!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:33 pm

I see you are developing bad habits from Rich,Tug. :lol:
Yes.I admit I read it all the way through.

If her firearm burned any longer,she would then be
"armless".Thus Police would not have arrested her. :law-police:

Anthin eh. :shifty:
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Re: Only in Canada Eh!

Postby Flacke » Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:36 pm

Herc-Canute wrote::lol: I tell you what that's funny right there :lol:


Right on LARRY!
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Re: Only in Canada Eh!

Postby OldAirmail » Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:20 pm

Love it, Tug. :clap: :clap: :clap:
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