I saw her & thought, "Is this lady stupid or crazy?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went inside and got my drink.
As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming..
I looked out the window & the woman's arm was on fire!
She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy!
I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!!
Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car..
I was thinking "she's why I have a job, can't fix stupid but we can transport it to an ER!"
But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for...
The one cop looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
Now, which of you actually read this to the end??!

Keep smiling
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