Complaint letters....

[ozzy72]

This one to Ryan Air is in my top five
http://www.holidaysincornwall.com/the-g ... orld-ever/

[Fozzer]

What a truly wonderful read, Mark!.... ... ....!

I fear that I must admit to being addicted to the Reality TV Program; "Airline", and having watched most of them endlessly, mouth agog, I have now convinced myself that no way in a zillion years would I ever take a commercial flight to anywhere!

Barbecuing my Testicles slowly over hot coals would be a much more pleasurable experience, I am sure...!

I am also addicted to the Reality TV program "Cops", which firmly convinces me that the members of the said Police Force were former employees of the check-in desk at a commercial airline company.

Some folks are just born to aggravate...

Paul....Most people infuriate me automatically... ... ...!

[Hagar]

I've never had the pleasure of flying with the aforesaid outfit. Perhaps I've been lucky but I've never had a problem with any other airline.

[Fozzer]

I've never had the pleasure of flying with the aforesaid outfit. Perhaps I've been lucky but I've never had a problem with any other airline.

Pop over to "LAX", Doug...

..they have lots of exciting check-in flights fights there*.... ...!

http://www.lawa.org/welcomelax.aspx

Paul... ...!

* apparently.... ...!

I imagine that most problems occur at very large, extremely busy, commercial airports, where things can often go wrong in a big way!

[Hagar]

I've never had the pleasure of flying with the aforesaid outfit. Perhaps I've been lucky but I've never had a problem with any other airline.

Pop over to "LAX", Doug...

Been there, done that - courtesy of that nice Mr Branson. Mind you, it was a few years ago.

[Fozzer]

..talking about "Long Ago", I fondly remember seeing the passengers sat on the grass at Staverton Airport (EGBJ), Gloucestershire, chatting to each other, enjoying the sunshine, waiting for the aircraft to arrive!

A more relaxing time...Long Ago!!

Paul.... ...!

[expat]

Brilliant.....

Matt

[logjam]

I cried so many tears of laughter, I missed my tea.
Just another reason to fly Westjet.

[ozzy72]

These are two of my all time favourites, first to Virgin Atlantic http://www.dearcustomerrelations.com/be ... ight-food/ and this the one that started it all and I've used as a template for being rude to people ever since, the mighty NTL http://www.dearcustomerrelations.com/be ... connected/

[Fozzer]

I love the way that the NTL Letter Of Complaint started with the words.....

"Dear Cretins,"

"Cretin"......I love that word.... ....!

It describes so much...>>>

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cretin

I know lots of Cretins!.... ...!

Paul..... ...!

[logjam]

Hi Fozz, at the risk of being recognized as a Cretin, BT, Virgin, or any other customer service rep, I hereby tender my resignation from the "Flat Earth Society" (FES) and offer my application to join the Fat Australian society, not to be confused with the Free Oregonian Zo-ological Society (Also called FOZ). Notice that I am typing this slow, because I know you can't read fast. Now THIS is fast. An EGLI-Vincent.