BEANS! I love all kind of beans.
BUT
You do have to be careful.
Sometimes.
One night, about 1AM, in an all night supermarket, I was walking down some deserted food isles.
I made a turn toward the cash registers at the fare end, when...
Have you ever had one of those times when
EVERY TIME you step, you.... ummm
pass a little wind? 
Well. No one else was around, and I figured that it just might be best if I...umm.. accelerated the process some, so that when I reached the register, I'd be...
a little less windy.
Halfway there I turned around just to make sure that there wasn't anyone farther back.
Ooppps.
An attractive lady.
Not
ALL that far back.
Stifling a smile when she saw me looking back.
Did you know that you can't just drop dead? EVEN if you really want to?So I did the only thing that I could do under the circumstances.
I made a sharp right turn towards the back of the store.
Just a warning - BE VERY CAREFUL when eating LOTS of beans.
