Captain - "Currently, we are flying......in da air... heh heh..we are definelty flyin...
The guy next to me da the funny hat *~hickup~* tellsh me that we are about 4000 feetsh up."
Captain to Co-Pilot - "Man theesh controlsh are really loosh..."
Co-Pilot to Captain - "Sir...that's a bottle of rum in your hand"
Captain to Copilot - "Oh...heh heh..I wash wonderin why it tasshted so good...I need a refill on thish drink...where ish the call button...?" **pushes button**
Co-Pilot Yells - "NO! Thats emergency fuel dump!"
Captain - "Oopshee daishee...ish it me..or ish dat prop not shpinnin real fasht?"
Co-Pilot - (calling ATC) "MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY...this is Charlie Gulf X-Ray Uniform Mike, declaring emergeny landing!!"
Captain - "Oh..dont be shuch a baby...I can land dis thing...i dun it lotsh of timesh in Flight Shimulator..."
Captain - "Lookee over dair...we can land on dat nice beach...Ladeesh and Guy...Pleash put your headsh in your lapsh...thish is gonna be fun..heh heh"
Captain - "YEE-HAA...bouncying ish what tiggersh do best!...I told ya I could land thish baby...Girlsh and Guy, welcome to da middle of nowhere...we will have a short little walk to da terminal...Thanksh very much...ZZZZZZzzzz"
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