"Gear Up"
"Positive rate of climb"
"Ladies and gentlemen the captain has asked if you could please fasten your seatbelts"
"Let's see if we can avoid those clouds and keep our passengers happy"
"Ok, looks like we are almost through it"
"Oh Captain, the passengers are complaining that they keep losing their satellite signal"
"Mary please advise them that they are lucky they didn't lose their lunch!"
Dave 8)