Grumpy takes the bus

[ozzy72]

When using a water bus or taxi my advice is check the following;
a) can you swim?
b) was it made in the Soviet Union?
c) is it named after a famous tank battle?

If the answers to 'b' or 'c' are yes then my advice would be to prove 'a' is also yes

[C]

I do enjoy your days out Doug. Maybe I ought to get off my bottom and explore our local countryside with the EOS. No coast can be promised, unless it rains...

[61_OTU]

[quote]About emberassing... De Haan is situated on the coast-side of Belgium, also known as Flanders. Dutch is spoken in my part of the country, so I think you'll be better off speaking English...