LOL... 

When I was about 14. My grandfather was telling me all about my 3 year old drinking binge. My mom was also listening to the conversation. He also told me of my mom's attempts to change my diaper. 
As any parent well knows, when you have a baby boy, changing a diaper can be rather interesting. You learn real quick to lay the old diaper over their little willies, while you get the new diaper ready for a QUICK change. 
Well, because I was drunk, I of course peed allot more than normal. I got to kicking my legs all over the place...lmao....I was having fun.... 

. My grandfather told me that of course the diaper didn't cover me long. He said it flew off and my mom got a Christening beyond belief. LMAO, he said he looked out and all he saw was what looked like a little lose fire hose spraying every where. My poor mom was trying desperately to cover me up. She was all of 19 at the time and quite inexperienced. She had gotten married at the ripe old age of 15 way back when. Her first born (little ole me) was born 2 days before her 16th birthday.
After words, my mom had to change her clothes. When she came out into the living room. My grandfather burst out in total laughter. My mom said, "Very funny dad, very funny"!
So see, from a very early age, I was showing signs of being a mischievous little snot..... 
 