by Woodlouse2002 » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:00 pm
Them ain't be seaguls. Thems be Sh*tehawks.

I've heard that letting them eat an asprin on the wing does them a world of good.
Ah yes, and one my dad used to do when he was a lad.
Take two pieces of fish and tie them together with elastic. Then throw the fish into the sea. Two seaguls will then eat a piece of fish each, and fly off. And they will continue to fly intill the elastic is no longer stretching. Then Twang! back they come! And as seaguls can regurgitate, this does them no harm at all.

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