How to get laid...

[Jeff.Guo]

Note: Guide not applicable to those under the consent limit.

Items needed:
1 Woman (or more, if you prefer)
1 Piper J-3 Cub
9 Gallons of Aviation Fuel
1 Pair of Aviator Sunglasses (non negotiable)

Step 1: Start Slow.
Take her up on your sleek ride, make her feel comfortable, build her confidence.


Step 2: Aviators!
Should be inherently obvious.


Step 3: Take her somewhere fancy.
FACT: Women like beaches and Tiffany's. Don't go cheap here, the right location is everything.


Step 4: Do a neat trick.
Now go on the offensive, mesmerize her with your cunning and skill; and remember not to reveal the secret.


Step 5: Sneak a peak.
Optional, but recommended.


Step 6: Speed things up.
Get her adrenaline flowing and heart pumping a little. This is not to be over done, if she barfs, game over.


Step 7: Seal the deal.
Show her that daddy's in charge. Tell her about Reno last year and RedBull this year. Better yet, remind her that you sank the Bismark and single handedly put out the great fire of London.


Step 8: Take her home.
Reel it in. Your work is done. Use protection.


Note: Results may vary. Aerobatics and airframe alterations not recommended while in flight. FAA fees and fines not included.

Jeff

[Rocket_Bird]

*chuckles*

[EJW]

Hehe!

[jime59]

Nice shots and I loved the story-line.

[Barbr]

Uh-huhhhh. Let's clarify a few things....

Step 1: Start Slow.
Take her up on your sleek ride, make her feel comfortable, build her confidence.


Step 2: Aviators!
Should be inherently obvious.

At this point I'd laugh and say, "Who are you trying to be... John Travolta??!"

Step 3: Take her somewhere fancy.
FACT: Women like beaches and Tiffany's. Don't go cheap here, the right location is everything.

Maybe you should land the plane on a beach and show some romance?? Hint hint.... picnic basket, a nice sunset, etc...

Step 4: Do a neat trick.
Now go on the offensive, mesmerize her with your cunning and skill; and remember not to reveal the secret.


Step 5: Sneak a peak.
Optional, but recommended.

Step 6: Speed things up.
Get her adrenaline flowing and heart pumping a little. This is not to be over done, if she barfs, game over.


Step 7: Seal the deal.
Show her that daddy's in charge. Tell her about Reno last year and RedBull this year. Better yet, remind her that you sank the Bismark and single handedly put out the great fire of London.

You do know that we act impressed just to make you guys feel better, right?

Step 8: Take her home.
Reel it in. Your work is done. Use protection.

Riiiiight. We're not *that* easy. Where's the romantic dinner with some French burgundy?


Nice pictures, by the way.

[skoker]

I prefere the old fashion method...


Sleek car and a pill in her drink.  (oh and you can't forget faking intrest in what she says!  )

[SubZer0]

Uh-huhhhh. Let's clarify a few things....

Step 1: Start Slow.
Take her up on your sleek ride, make her feel comfortable, build her confidence.


Step 2: Aviators!
Should be inherently obvious.

At this point I'd laugh and say, "Who are you trying to be... John Travolta??!"

Step 3: Take her somewhere fancy.
FACT: Women like beaches and Tiffany's. Don't go cheap here, the right location is everything.

Maybe you should land the plane on a beach and show some romance?? Hint hint.... picnic basket, a nice sunset, etc...

Step 4: Do a neat trick.
Now go on the offensive, mesmerize her with your cunning and skill; and remember not to reveal the secret.


Step 5: Sneak a peak.
Optional, but recommended.

Step 6: Speed things up.
Get her adrenaline flowing and heart pumping a little. This is not to be over done, if she barfs, game over.


Step 7: Seal the deal.
Show her that daddy's in charge. Tell her about Reno last year and RedBull this year. Better yet, remind her that you sank the Bismark and single handedly put out the great fire of London.

You do know that we act impressed just to make you guys feel better, right?

Step 8: Take her home.
Reel it in. Your work is done. Use protection.

Riiiiight. We're not *that* easy. Where's the romantic dinner with some French burgundy?


Nice pictures, by the way.

[Madcat]

[Jeff.Guo]

At this point I'd laugh and say, "Who are you trying to be... John Travolta??!"

You know you love those...

...and you know that I know that you always want us to.

You do know that we act impressed just to make you guys feel better, right?

There exist a fine art of dinner conversation that brings out genuine interest in women. Of course, for 90% of y'all, its simply starts with "My trust fund is bigger than my ego." But for the better of you, its stories about that rare mixture of narcissism, reckless disregard, and god given wit that gets you in and out of ridiculous and hilarious situations.

Sleek car and a pill in her drink.

I think you need a "or" in there somewhere. If you end up shooting blanks with a Lamborghini, you messed up pretty big somewhere.

[yancovitch]

i think someone forgot there are some ladies in the forum.....and i get the impression from barbr, that men just don't get it, do they?  ....some very nice shots though!!

[U4EA]

[quote]I prefere the old fashion method...


Sleek car and a pill in her drink.

[lunitic_8]

[quote]I prefere the old fashion method...


Sleek car and a pill in her drink.

[skoker]

Hey, I could get one just as hot as the ones you've got. 8-)

[Fozzer]

[quote]i think someone forgot there are some ladies in the forum.....and i get the impression from barbr, that men just don't get it, do they?

[lunitic_8]

Hey, I could get one just as hot as the ones you've got. 8-)

Yeah but the ones you get are going to be drugged up