Once we'd hit cruise we just relaxed, played cards, flirted with the cabin crew and so on. Very soon we were over the Mediterreanean.
The flight attendant looking after us was a beautiful Italian... she brought us tea so weak, it was like my grandma had made it, and served it in very ornate bone china cups with the United livery....
"Alright, lads, we're nearly there and there's tons of fuel left" I announced. "Shall we dump it in the sea?"
Brian gave a loud guffaw (we were all getting on famously) and informed me that we'd have to circle untill we'd burned some off...
"S'alright. I can get some sunset shots."
Thinking about Isadora (the pretty Italian) it seemed that there was something strange, yet familiar about her. She'd served us lunch on Iberia First Class Exclusive Tableware, featuring fine art prints by Goya, Velasquez, Dali, Picasso and so on upon them. The cutlery had been made of gold, and were Art Deco style, and the food was from the Thai First Class lunch menu...
I plucked up courage finally to ask her where she was getting all this stuff from...
"I downloaded it" she said. "Most of it's from SimGalley, some from AvSteward and so on. The galley here is actually payware, as are the toilets, both from FeelThere Simulations, though there are some great freeware bogs from SimOuthouse. I get good frames even with all this stuff AND 3D passengers. What do you think?"
When I'd wiped my tea off the controls where I'd ejected it I had to ask... "But you know, this is American Airlines. None of this stuff fits in!"
"Ah yes" she said, with a delicous wiggle and beautiful enunciation "that is because I'm a member of the Assistentes di Volo Meno Serio di Mondo, we don't worry too much about realism in this group, lol. It's just get behind the trolley and go! And then take lots of screenshots of course, though it's difficult serving coffee in spot view
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