This is f16fightingfalcon reporting "live" at an airport in {airport name goes here}. The presedent of the Virgin Blue company was taking a lesure ride on a new Virgin Blue 737, and suddenly 2 su-27s show up in the backround. The pilot was so scared that he would be a failure, that he wished soooooo hard that he could go muuuch faster. Suddenly, BANG! the pilot thinks he is dead. But, fourtunatly, he looks out the window, and sees, that from his intence meditation, an afterburner has poped out of one of his engines! He is very happy, and takes off. Immediatly after he takes off, he finds out that the burner is only on one jet!!!

I will not desribe in detail what happened next. Lets just say, well... the pilot was fired...
and whats worse is that those su-27s ended up being the russian knights on tour

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