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Postby Rocket_Bird » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:32 pm

Kinda a laugh topic, but have you, in the middle of a flight, suddenly have to goto the bathroom like really badly?
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:50 pm

LMAO! Sorry, no that hasn't happened to me... yet. But now that I've heard (read?) your story, I'm sure it will.
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:07 pm

Just keep an empty Coke bottle by the desk ;) ;D
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby C » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:13 pm

Yep, and isn't wasn't very pleasant!
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Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:35 pm

Forgot your nappy AGAIN Chris? ;D
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:49 pm

Just keep an empty Coke bottle by the desk ;) ;D


Great, but what if it's not something you can do in a bottle.... a paper sack maybe? then you just fly over a car dealership and aim for a convertible. :P
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Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:52 pm

Best thing if it's number 2s is a big sheet of clingfilm, then you can wrap it up and you don't have to smell it.
Of course if you've had a curry and Guiness then you have 2 options, either a dustbin bag or move the PC into the loo with you ;) ;D
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby Hagar » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:54 pm

Of course if you've had a curry and Guiness then you have 2 options, either a dustbin bag or move the PC into the loo with you ;) ;D

Not certain but I think they're talking about real flying.

PS. It's bad enough when you're stuck in a traffic jam on the M25. ::)
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Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:59 pm

In that case just crap out of the window, it was the prefered method until William Crapper invented the flushing toilet ;D
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Postby C » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:09 pm

Forgot your nappy AGAIN Chris? ;D


Thankfully I held it all in! ;D
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Postby Rocket_Bird » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:18 pm

In that case just crap out of the window, it was the prefered method until William Crapper invented the flushing toilet ;D


Back then, they had "the tubes"  ;D
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby beefhole » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:05 pm

Ha, interesting thought bird.  I've actually never considered it-my next lesson is a four-leg x-country though, so who knows ;)
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby Rocket_Bird » Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:04 am

It was probably one of the few instances where I actually taxied my aircraft from the runway all the way back to the apron and shutdown in 1.5 minutes at a controlled international airport lololol!
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby TacitBlue » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:38 am

You should have declared an emergency and had fire crews meet you on the runway with a port-a-pottie. ;D
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Re: Have you ever?

Postby || Andy || » Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:50 am

You should have declared an emergency and had fire crews meet you on the runway with a port-a-pottie. ;D


lolol..

Then perform a controlled explosion on it?... ;)
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