Ok, so if you were to breed those two into one, that would be me.

(Minus all the Junior B.S., I can't stand Dale Jr.

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Not all Nascar fans are red-necks, they just created it

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A small percentage of us did start out in open wheel and made an open spot in our hearts for this form of racing.

I'll watch bicycles race if it's the only racing on tv. 8-)
But honestly, is the Indy 500 really that popular in Europe? :-? I always thought it to be a faster, backwards, Nascar race, with less wrecks. If you hate watching cars just drive in a circle (as seems to be the biggest complaint with Nascar) then the Indy 500 should just simply drive you to tears with boredom. :-?
Let them do the 500 on the road course there, that would be entertaining.

Monte Carlo Now that's a race 8-).