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Postby The Ruptured Duck » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:27 pm

I cried laughing when I read this:

http://formula-one.speedtv.com/article/ ... x-scandal/

Maybe Mclaren taking revenge by exposing/planting evidence?
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby Craig. » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:14 pm

Was waiting to see who would post it first. ;D
I'd like to say i'm surprised but i'm not, call it poetic justice if your a Mclaren fan? ;) ;D
I'd be surprised if he doesn't quit, lets face it, what driver will respect him now? Well maybe Kimi we all know he likes wild parties. Looking forward to seeing if any of the drivers comment. Mark Webbers a pretty funny guy at times, i'm sure he's got a few one liners ready.
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:21 pm

OMG!  Its made its way to the msn frontpage under the title:  "F-1 Prez Involved in Nazi Hooker Sex Scandal."  I can imagine naiive users logging on, seeing it, and wondering "what on earth is a Nazi Hooker Sex Scandal?" ;D

And yes, it is the most poetic of justice ;)
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby expat » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:51 am

The privacy of your own bedroom, but McLaren must one the floor holding their collective sides and giggling like school girls, no, in fact roaring with tears in their eyes.
I was a bit skeptical when I read this, after all it is the 1st of April, but then I notice the date on the article Duck linked was yesterday. I would just love to be on the pit lane in Bahrain this weekend. Small groups of mechanic dissolving into fits of giggles as Max jokes are passed from one pit to the next. The question is, which mechanic will have the balls to turn up in the saucy hooker outfit ;D ;D ;D
This will keep me giggling all day 8-)

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PS I would loved to have been a fly on the wall at Ron Dennis's breakfast table when he opened up the Sundays for a good read.
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby pepper_airborne » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:54 am

What the guy does in his own bedroom is up to him, i never understood why people would have wanted to tape that stuff?
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:08 pm

What the guy does in his own bedroom is up to him, i never understood why people would have wanted to tape that stuff?

Because its so unbelievably funny when it hits news stands ;D
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby expat » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:31 am

What the guy does in his own bedroom is up to him, i never understood why people would have wanted to tape that stuff?

Because its so unbelievably funny when it hits news stands ;D



Not just that, but last month he was on about racism in F1 and then this month he is "allegedly" playing Nazi sex games with expensive hookers. It rather smacks of do as I say, not as I do.

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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby eno » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:08 am

It looks like the motor racing world is finally seeing what an ass Mosley is.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsp ... 330324.stm
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:12 am


PS I would loved to have been a fly on the wall at Ron Dennis's breakfast table when he opened up the Sundays for a good read.

Just thought of this while watching practice this morning:

"Hey honey, I was right, he IS a Nazi.  You owe me $20."
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby expat » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:57 pm

Well, Max can say all he wants that it was not him, but the German papers printed some nice pictures today of Max doing his stuff complete with interviews and pictures of said hookers posing their "kit". Either Max has a twin, or he is a guilty as a puppy stood next to a pile poo steaming gently on your Axminster ;D

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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:55 pm

Ok, ok I got another one:

You know the dollar is weak when Max Mosely can afford 5 hookers and Elliot Spitzer can afford only one.
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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby expat » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:53 am

Max loses again.

Video stays up

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Re: Words Cannot Describe

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:47 pm

Max loses again.

Video stays up

Matt

Makes me really want my computer power cable to be shipped!

Nathan Lane was on the Daily Show making fun of it last night!
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Postby expat » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:43 pm

Max loses again.

Video stays up

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Makes me really want my computer power cable to be shipped!!


So what you are saying is that a video of Max spanking a couple of hookers in his Y-fronts does it for you ;D ;D

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Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:22 pm

Max loses again.

Video stays up

Matt

Makes me really want my computer power cable to be shipped!!


So what you are saying is that a video of Max spanking a couple of hookers in his Y-fronts does it for you ;D ;D

Matt

No, but I would laught my ass off! ;D ;D ;D
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