


Dad, I'm Borrowing the Car... $1,000,000 FERRARI

Ferrari hits a power pylon at 200 mph.....








The driver only had some bruising (seat belt)
and 2 small cuts.
-car loss $1 Million bucks!
-waiting list for a new one - 2 years;
-when can I drive Dad's car again - nuclear 1/2 life;
-when will I not be grounded & see the light of day - same day the polar ice caps melt
- still alive .... Priceless
Car only had 9 miles on it! One mile of it was during the wreck.
My only question is "How did this f***ing idiot slip into the gene pool?"