Lack of goats in Canada...

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Lack of goats in Canada...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:41 am

A Swiss man caught speeding on a Canadian highway has blamed his actions on the absence of goats on the roads.
The man was caught driving at 161 km/h (100mph) in a 100 km/h (60mph) zone.
A traffic officer's notes said the Swiss driver had said he was taking advantage "of the ability to go faster without risking hitting a goat".
Canadian police spokesman Joel Doiron said he had never found a goat on the highways of eastern Ontario in his 20 years of service.
"Nobody's ever used the lack of goats here as an excuse for speeding," Mr Doiron told the AFP news agency.
"I've never been to Switzerland, but I guess there must be a lot of goats there," he said.
The driver was ordered to pay a fine of C$360 ($330;
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Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

Postby eno » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:23 am

Good job I'd slowed down when I was caught speeding in Canada ...... I'd have been locked up and goats wouldn't have been a useful enough excuse.  ::) ::)
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Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

Postby `Josh » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:31 pm

I thought I was in the jokes section. I was waiting for the punchline.  ;D ;D
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Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

Postby Jared » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:58 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

Postby Fozzer » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:47 am

In Switzerland, when you are locked up for speeding, you allowed to have a Goat in you cell for company... :-*

(I don't think it applies in Canada, tho'. You get a bloke in a red uniform wearing a boy scouts hat).

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Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:14 pm

Hey Paul. . . Is this you?  ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

Postby Fozzer » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:16 am

Hey Paul. . . Is this you?  ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:16 am



...courtesy of the British Broadcasting Corporation, Music Department... ;)...!

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