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Postby jknight8907 » Sun May 01, 2005 10:18 pm

Ever been to a burnout contest? Yesterday I went to a car show/burnout contest at a town about 30 miles from here.

Man it was great. I think I have hearing loss and lung damage. We were about 4 feet from the rear tires of each car, so we got the full blast of noise and smoke. (next year I'm taking note of the wind direction...) The winner was a Monte Carlo with no mufflers to speak of (I thought my eardrums were bleeding) and huge drag slicks. He left a pile of rubber 2" deep.

If you watch Monster Garage, the announcer guy (Big Schwag), was there with the donut cop car, the Escalade with the grill and big TV, and he also announced for the burnouts.

They don't call him 'Big' for nothing...

Also they had some live rock music, with speakers and subs so big you could hear it blocks away and feel the air move from 40 feet away.

And the best part? Powered parachutes! They had a few on display there, then took two to the local airport. These two flew past the show (which was right on the river) at about 40 feet. Awesome, I want one.

I'll link to some pictures later on, probably tomorrow (you gotta see 'em). There's a local company called Select Shots that goes to all the events and takes pictures, then puts them on their website to sell full-size versions.

I was going to enter my sister's Explorer, until 1.3 milliseconds later the thought came to me that in the past, no matter how wet the road or what I did, it wouldn't even chirp the tires. Forget that..... :(

Also they had some motorcycles burning out too, the champion from last year got up against a concrete barricade and burned until the tire blew, that was kinda stupid, but really impressive.

As we were walking away after it was over, brushing small chunks of rubber off our clothes and out of our hair, I felt something wet on my arm. I look down to see...

BLOOD!

There was blood dripping off of a cut on my arm where a chunk of motorcycle tire rubber had impacted my arm at high speed and ripped a nice hole. I felt it at the time but didn't look to see what it did and promptly forgot about it.

The state trooper at the exit kinda looked at me funny as I walked by with a bloody arm....wonder what he was thinking...

But after I got the blood wiped off with a napkin and poured some of that alcohol hand-cleaner crap on it (god that burned), I was most dissapointed at the size of the cut. I was hoping for stitches or something.....but it was barely a scratch. Must have been the rate of impact that made it bleed so much...

So anyway.......................................



Oh, and that ear-splitting, rubber burning Monte Carlo is for sale for $6000.......



Edit: Gosh that was a long speech....
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Re: Burnouts

Postby beefhole » Sun May 01, 2005 11:42 pm

Dontcha just love it when you've been typing for 45 minutes and then you realize it's long? ;D

But it's a good story.  Sounds like good fun.  I forget about injuries ALL the time-8 months ago, I fractured my wrist.  It hurt like hell, but I brushed it off since I figured it was supposed to do that after you fall on it.  Well, I've been walking around with a fractured wrist for the past 2/3 year and I'm just startin to really feel it now ::)

Me personally, I like to keep my eardrums intact (hearing loss is minimized that way ;))
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Re: Burnouts

Postby RichieB16 » Mon May 02, 2005 12:11 am

Burnouts are a ton of fun.  I must admit that I have never been in an actual contest-but me and a few of my friends occassionally take ours cars out and smoke off the tires just for the fun of it (don't tell the police though  ;)).  
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Re: Burnouts

Postby Souichiro » Mon May 02, 2005 7:13 am

Yup always funny when people come up to you and are like: Dude you're bleeding! ;D


Seems like you had a fun day! and there I was working :-/
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Re: Burnouts

Postby Politically Incorrect » Mon May 02, 2005 8:12 am

You know what I find funny are the kids now days that will pull into a gas station gather a bunch of change, pump a $1.50 worth of fuel and then waste it pulling out squeeling the tires on thier little Briggs & Stratton powered low rider. thinking to themselves the whole time that they impressed someone ;D
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Re: Burnouts

Postby ATI_7500 » Mon May 02, 2005 8:55 am

Burnouts...what a nonsense.  ::)
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Re: Burnouts

Postby ozzy72 » Mon May 02, 2005 12:15 pm

For ultimate burnouts put Fairy Liquid on the tyres first, serious smoke 8)
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Re: Burnouts

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon May 02, 2005 12:27 pm

Tires are expensive. Burnouts are not too good on them. :P
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Re: Burnouts

Postby ozzy72 » Mon May 02, 2005 12:48 pm

Hence Fairy Liquid, it makes smoke without totalling the tyre ;) One word from the wise, DON'T do burnouts on re-treads, my cousin did this on his motorbike and needed to replace the rear wheel when the tyre exploded and the rim dug into the concrete in his garage ::) I thought it was funny ;D
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Re: Burnouts

Postby elwellnick24 » Mon May 02, 2005 3:49 pm

you cant beat a good burnout!  :D
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Re: Burnouts

Postby RichieB16 » Mon May 02, 2005 7:04 pm

For ultimate burnouts put Fairy Liquid on the tyres first, serious smoke 8)

I have found that household bleach works the best.
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Re: Burnouts

Postby BMan1113VR » Tue May 03, 2005 8:58 pm

I have found that household bleach works the best.

i don't know if i wan't to be spraying bleach every where (tires, under body, and anything behind) ;)
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Re: Burnouts

Postby RichieB16 » Tue May 03, 2005 10:16 pm

i don't know if i wan't to be spraying bleach every where (tires, under body, and anything behind) ;)

It doesn't really do anything (it won't take off paint or anything).  The burnouts you see in films and such used bleach-thats why there is soooooo much white smoke, without it you can still get a lot of white smoke-but it does add quite a bit.
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Re: Burnouts

Postby Rifleman » Thu May 05, 2005 9:40 am

I was 18 in 1969 ..........been there done that........even then it was only impressive the first few times, then all the guys we saw doing it were referred to as "Squirrels"
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Re: Burnouts

Postby jknight8907 » Wed May 11, 2005 10:25 pm

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