THAT film...

[beaky]

It's hard to say which is my favorite part, although the fact that you hear piston engines during every exterior shot of the plane is a nice touch...  and the woman shooing a horse out of her bed because her husband's come home...

Or the part where the shellshocked soldier thinks he's Ethel Merman... LOL!

As for best lines: did you know you can see the entire script here?

http://www.totse.com/en/ego/no_laughing ... plane.html

[Wing Nut]

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?"

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"


or

"Do you have any light reading?"
"How about this one: 'Famous Jewish Sports Legends"

Try getting those lines in a movie today!

Beaver Cleaver's mom talking Jive was a good one, as was Kareem getting a hard time about his playing from the kid...

I do this one all the time:

"Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who? "

[a1]

reading it seems even funnier than the acting itself.

[Willit Run]

One of the my favorite scenes is the Auto Pilot one!!  ;D

[alrot]

Excuse me , but I insist, this one is very good too

[Wing Nut]

"The fog is getting thicker!"
"And Leon's getting LARGER!"

"Johnny, what do you make of this?"
"Why, I can make a broach, or a little hat, or a pterodactyl..."

Ted Striker: I've got to concentrate...
[his thoughts echo]
Ted Striker: concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

"What is it, Doctor? What's going on?"
"I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert."