"Airplane!" Quotes

[Jared]

Elaine Dickinson: Ted! What are you doing here? *You* can't fly this plane!
Ted Striker: That's what I'm trying to *tell* these people!

[`Josh]

"Cream?"

"No thanks, I like my coffee black...like my men."  ;D

[Mees]

I was thinkin of the same one as Jared

[The Ruptured Duck]

Attention Captain Oveur, the mayo clinic on the phone for you
(talks on the phone)
Captain oveur, captain hamm is on line for you

"Ok, give me Hamm, hold the Mayo"

[ctjoyce]

Attention Captain Oveur, the mayo clinic on the phone for you
(talks on the phone)
Captain oveur, captain hamm is on line for you

"Ok, give me Hamm, hold the Mayo"

Actually its

Captain Oveur is in the middle of a phone call with the Mayo Clinic when an operator tells him that there's an emergency call on Line 5 from Mr. Hamm

"All right, get me Hamm on five; hold the Mayo."

Cheers
Cameron

[beaky]

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

[legoalex2000]

Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker.
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

Ramos