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Postby The Ruptured Duck » Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:21 pm

ATC on the phone- "Yes but this man has no flight experience whatsoever, he is a menace to himself and everything in the air.....Yes, birds too."

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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:57 am

It's a big building with patients ;D
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby ctjoyce » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:08 am

"Im always serious, and don't call me Shirly."

Gotta love it. Another good one is

"Billy have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:18 am

"It's the room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that's not important right now" :)
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:00 pm

Its a big building with generals, but thats not important
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:29 pm

There is one I use regularly "I haven't felt this bad since we saw that Ronald Regan movie" ;D
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:34 pm

Pilot:  Capt Clarence Oveur
Co-pilot:  Rodger "Kareem Abdul Jabar" Murdoc
Navigator:  Victor Boston
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby beefhole » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:29 pm

"Billy, have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?"
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby legoalex2000 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:52 pm

"Surely There must be something you can do"

"I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley"

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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby Omag 2.0 » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:34 am

Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby VVM » Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:21 am

Excuse me Stewardess, I speak Jive

Looks like i picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines!
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby beaky » Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:39 pm

What do you make of it?

Well, it could be a hat, or a brooch... or maybe a pterydactyl...

(paraphrased, but we all remember that one... ;D )
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby flymo » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:01 am

"what kind of plane is it"

" Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol"

gotta love the camp dude in that film.
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Re: "Airplane!" Quotes

Postby Peanut1234 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:39 am

On approach: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Sliding down the runway: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Stopped on the runway: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Gotta love Airplane! ;D ;D

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Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:53 am

Did he have the chicken or the fish?
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