Bathroom Scares!

[Fozzer]

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... ...!

..trust me!... ...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ... ...!

[expat]

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... ...!

..trust me!... ...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ... ...!

Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg...........

Matt

[Fozzer]

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... ...!

..trust me!... ...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ... ...!

Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg...........

Matt

Matt...

My trusty Face Flannel has visited...

The World's tallest Skyscraper in Dubai,
The Rocky Mountains of Montana,
....and the deepest, darkest. Krubera Cave in Georgia, West Caucasus.

Be very afraid of other Folk's Face Flannels... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

[expat]

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... ...!

..trust me!... ...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ... ...!

Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg...........

Matt

Matt...

My trusty Face Flannel has visited...

The World's tallest Skyscraper in Dubai,
The Rocky Mountains of Montana,
....and the deepest, darkest. Krubera Cave in Georgia, West Caucasus.

Be very afraid of other Folk's Face Flannels... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

Way too much information...............

Matt

[Bud Greene]

I am a great advocate of the use of Face Flannels for properly cleansing the skin.
Which is fine for me and my Face Flannel.

But, as a visitor, if you enter the Bathroom for a wash, think very carefully before you apply that Flannel to your face, because you have absolutely no idea how many bodily, dark nooks and crannies that innocent-looking Flannel has explored, previously!... ...!

..trust me!... ...!

Paul...(Bring your own Flannel)... ... ...!

Now each time I look into my flannel, I will be thinking of your next culinary delight............meat and two veg...........

Matt

I am glad you will NOT be thinking of all of Fozzer's bodily dark nooks and crannies.

[Jared]

and thus began the not so subtle decline of our universe as we knew it....