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Postby ozzy72 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:27 am

I think this is the sort of argument they can't win ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Airline Fees

Postby Fozzer » Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:38 am

Boeing 747.

400/600 overweight Passengers versus Space Shuttle.

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Re: Airline Fees

Postby wifesaysno » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:55 am

Boeing 747.

400/600 overweight Passengers versus Space Shuttle.

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Re: Airline Fees

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:52 am

Well, the shuttle did have to compromise and have a large cone strapped to it's butt for aerodynamics... ;)

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Re: Airline Fees

Postby expat » Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:51 pm

Well, the shuttle did have to compromise and have a large cone strapped to it's butt for aerodynamics... ;)

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There might be a market there...........aerodynamic butt comes for some of the shoppers of Walmart. They might be able to push their shopping cart a little quicker rather than wheezing from isle to isle......... ;D

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Re: Airline Fees

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:21 pm

Well, the shuttle did have to compromise and have a large cone strapped to it's butt for aerodynamics... ;)

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There might be a market there...........aerodynamic butt comes for some of the shoppers of Walmart. They might be able to push their shopping cart a little quicker rather than wheezing from isle to isle......... ;D

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All I can imagine is a serious pile up of cones and the need for orange cone alerts on the intercom.
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Re: Airline Fees

Postby H » Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:38 pm

You realize that this comparison requires strapping the overweight on the outside of the 747?


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Re: Airline Fees

Postby expat » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:18 am

You realize that this comparison requires strapping the overweight on the outside of the 747?


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Works for me. I always end up sat next to the fat bloke who needs half of my seat too............

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Re: Airline Fees

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:31 am

Oh no!  There's a man on the wing! :D :D
Or is William Shatner just hamming it up again? :D :D
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