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Postby Theis » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:14 pm

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Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:44 pm

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Postby CHUCK79 » Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:37 pm

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+1 :-?
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Postby Steve M » Mon Sep 24, 2012 6:40 pm

;D Nice one Theis, you've got them all scratching their heads!
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Postby expat » Tue Sep 25, 2012 2:29 am

An insider medical joke................. :-/

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Postby Hagar » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:18 am

An insider medical joke................. :-/

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V-FIB = Ventricular Fibrillation

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This is a good example of the importance of the much abused apostrophe. It makes all the difference to the meaning.

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Postby Fozzer » Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:20 am

A Heart-warming subject.... ;D...!

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Postby expat » Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:18 am

An insider medical joke................. :-/

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V-FIB = Ventricular Fibrillation


I know what it means, but I still don't get it.... :-[

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Postby CHUCK79 » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:42 am

V fib is a heart arrhythmia that can cause sudden death......I think he means defibrillation
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Postby Bass » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:45 am

I got it........
a strange heart, i love my wife ;D
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Postby Theis » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:19 am

To understand this, we need to know what a V-fib is.

Ventricular fibrillation (V-Fib) is when the heart ceases to pump blood altogether
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Postby Theis » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:21 am

An insider medical joke................. :-/

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V-FIB = Ventricular Fibrillation

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You are aware that your image is a Sinus rythm, and not a V-fib?
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Postby Hagar » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:48 am

An insider medical joke................. :-/

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V-FIB = Ventricular Fibrillation

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This is a good example of the importance of the much abused apostrophe. It makes all the difference to the meaning.

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You are aware that your image is a Sinus rythm, and not a V-fib?

I'm aware that it's not your V-Fib. I'm no medical expert. It was the only one I could find in green - the same colour as the Windows Task Manager graph. ;)
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Postby Theis » Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:02 am

Just as I though Doug :)
But I didn't expect you to be a medical expert ;)
But I guess the joke just backfired..  :-?
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Postby Fozzer » Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:39 am

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