Chef's special of the day....

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Chef's special of the day....

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:56 am

Be very suspicious when the Chef offers you a choice of; "Meat and two Veg"...>>>

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... taste_meal

Its enough to bring tears to your eyes...and a squeak in your voice!...... :o...!

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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby expat » Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:11 am

It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............

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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:27 am

It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............

Matt


Cherry Pie?

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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby H » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:29 am

I suggest, Mr. Fozbery, that you stop looking for more exotic recipes -- your familiar old meals are quite well more appealling and appeasing.

It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............Matt
Hot and barren?  Personally, I'd leave before the main course, nothing of dessert in mind...


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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:13 am

I suggest, Mr. Fozbery, that you stop looking for more exotic recipes -- your familiar old meals are quite well more appealling and appeasing.

It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............Matt
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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby expat » Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:53 pm

I suggest, Mr. Fozbery, that you stop looking for more exotic recipes -- your familiar old meals are quite well more appealling and appeasing.

It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............Matt
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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby H » Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:39 am

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Very Testy!
Paul... ;D... ;D...!
That one's in Minnesota...
I have closer sources of better choice cuts than immitation oysters:
http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo.net/ (Warner is about 25 miles or so southwest)
http://www.healthybuffalo.com/ (Loudon location is about 15 miles south, a few miles past our International Speedway; Chichester is about another five southeast by a paved back road, ten by the main routes)



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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby Fozzer » Sat Sep 22, 2012 6:12 am

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Very Testy!
Paul... ;D... ;D...!
That one's in Minnesota...
I have closer sources of better choice cuts than immitation oysters:
http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo.net/ (Warner is about 25 miles or so southwest)
http://www.healthybuffalo.com/ (Loudon location is about 15 miles south, a few miles past our International Speedway; Chichester is about another five southeast by a paved back road, ten by the main routes)



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Its Summer-time, Folks!... :D....

...lets Barbecue a Buffalo!... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif].....>>>

http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo ... falo2.html

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Roast Cumberland Sausages...again!... ;D...!
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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby expat » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:04 am

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Very Testy!
Paul... ;D... ;D...!
That one's in Minnesota...
I have closer sources of better choice cuts than immitation oysters:
http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo.net/ (Warner is about 25 miles or so southwest)
http://www.healthybuffalo.com/ (Loudon location is about 15 miles south, a few miles past our International Speedway; Chichester is about another five southeast by a paved back road, ten by the main routes)



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Its Summer-time, Folks!... :D....

...lets Barbecue a Buffalo!... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif].....>>>

http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo ... falo2.html

Paul... ;D... ;D...!

Roast Cumberland Sausages...again!... ;D...!



What about Rocky MountainOysters........... :-/

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby Fozzer » Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:43 am

..other wise known as...

..."Deep Fried Danglers"...

Wonderful on hot, buttered Toast!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby H » Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:15 pm

What about Rocky MountainOysters........... :-/
Matt

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Re: Chef's special of the day....

Postby Fozzer » Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:58 pm

https://secure1.jmazedesign.com/~bison/kangaroo.htm

I'm tempted to make a Kangaroo Casserole for dins tomorrow....

..if I can get the bloody thing to keep still, and stop boxing me!

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