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Postby Fozzer » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:43 am

It would appear that we Motorcyclists, with our smaller vehicles, have to visit the Car Wash at least 20 times to qualify for a bit of Rumpity-Bumpity!.... >:(...!

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"Vehicular Discrimination", I call it!... >:(...!

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Re: Cooling-off period...

Postby expat » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:26 am

I think I will have a chat with the local car wash and knocking shop. I am about a 1km from both. Maybe I could get an "arrangement fee"  ;D ;D

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Re: Cooling-off period...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:12 pm

Paul, bikers are real men in leather.
That's why we have trouble walking around Sainsburys, all those trolley dollies clinging to our legs begging to have something large and powerful shoved between their legs... fnar fnar ;) ;D
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Re: Cooling-off period...

Postby Bud Greene » Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:51 pm

And what about those guys from the Blue Oyster Bar in the 'Police Academy' movies? ;)
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