A Factoid

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A Factoid

Postby Steve M » Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:06 pm

As long as you bite down on your thumbnail you can smack the side of your face and not feel a thing.
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Re: A Factoid

Postby CHUCK79 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:46 pm

You are not going to trick me into hurting my thumb and my face ;D ;D




I did consider trying it though....... ;D
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:10 am

In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer.  Any kids ignorant enough to try putting their hand on their face got that hand smacked, effectively making the poor kid hit himself on the nose! :D
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Travis » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:05 am

[quote]In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer.
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Re: A Factoid

Postby jetprop » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:46 am

[quote][quote]In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer.
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Fozzer » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:44 am

[quote][quote][quote]In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer.
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Re: A Factoid

Postby jetprop » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:43 am

[quote][quote][quote][quote]In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer.
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Bud Greene » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:14 am

[quote][quote]In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer.
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Re: A Factoid

Postby jetprop » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:05 am

[quote][quote][quote]In my youth my friends and I would frequently tell other children that if their hand (spread out as if to grab a large ball) was bigger than their face then they have cancer.
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Bud Greene » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:02 am

Great comeback! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Fozzer » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:47 am

Great comeback! ;D ;D ;D


A Factoid, is, in fact, a large Haemorrhoid, in a dark place... :-[...!

Paul... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Club508 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:45 pm

Just trust me on this: If you hold your left hand over your mouth and them jab yourself hard in the right eye with your right pointer finger at the same time, it won't hurt.  Just trust me!  Besides, have I ever lied to you all? ::) ;)


Just make sure you use the exact hand, finger and timing eye mentioned, otherwise, it'll hurt pretty bad.
The human body is interesting isn't it? ;)
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Re: A Factoid

Postby U4EA » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:33 pm

[quote]Just trust me on this: If you hold your left hand over your mouth and them jab yourself hard in the right eye with your right pointer finger at the same time, it won't hurt.
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:31 am

Great comeback! ;D ;D ;D


A Factoid, is, in fact, a large Haemorrhoid, in a dark place... :-[...!

Paul... ;D... ;D...!

I thought that it's called an a$$teroid. :D :D ;D ;D :-[ :-[
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Re: A Factoid

Postby Fozzer » Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:48 am

Great comeback! ;D ;D ;D


A Factoid, is, in fact, a large Haemorrhoid, in a dark place... :-[...!

Paul... ;D... ;D...!

I thought that it's called an a$$teroid. :D :D ;D ;D :-[ :-[


.... ;D... ;D... ;D...Wonderful...!

I love these "come-backs".... ;D...!

@h was good at it!...I wonder what has happened to him?

(Still problems with his Bicycle?)... ::)...!

Paul...Insectoid Driver... 8-)...!

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