Pilot Observations

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Pilot Observations

Postby U4EA » Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:08 am

More truth here than fiction


Pilots: People who drive airplanes for other people who can't fly.
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Fighter Pilots: Cold, steely eyed, weapons systems managers who kill bad people and break things.
However, they can also be very charming and personable.
The average Fighter Pilot, despite sometimes having a swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring.
These feelings generally just don't involve anyone else.
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Words of Wisdom From Aviators:
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Re: Pilot Observations

Postby CHUCK79 » Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:46 pm

Great stuff, U4EA 8-)
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Re: Pilot Observations

Postby Flying Trucker » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:51 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pilot Observations

Postby Fozzer » Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:03 am

You left the best one 'till last... ;)...>>>

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage".

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Re: Pilot Observations

Postby Bud Greene » Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:29 am

Lengthy and entertaining.  A good read! :) :)
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