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Postby expat » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:32 am

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"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Flow chart

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:17 am

Two very useful items... :)...

(1) WD-40 for Engineers.

(2) Duct Tape for Kidnappers.

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Re: Flow chart

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:22 am

Two very useful items... :)...

(1) WD-40 for Engineers.

(2) Duct Tape for Kidnappers.

Paul... :D...!


I'm sure some enterprising kidnapper could find both items useful..... ;D


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Re: Flow chart

Postby jetprop » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:13 am

Two very useful items... :)...

(1) WD-40 for Engineers.

(2) Duct Tape for Kidnappers.

Paul... :D...!


I'm sure some enterprising kidnapper could find both items useful..... ;D


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All depends on the kidnapped. ::)
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