Stress Management

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Stress Management

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:45 pm

Just in case you're having a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.

The funny thing is that it really does work!

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

Have a great day!
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Re: Stress Management

Postby Steve M » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:34 pm

;D ;D
#7 gob smacked me! Cleaning beer off my screen now.
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Re: Stress Management

Postby expat » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:59 pm

Nice one Centurion  ;D

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Re: Stress Management

Postby Flying Trucker » Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:31 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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