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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby jetprop » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:56 am

I get fat easily,excercise helps a bit but not much and I don't eat that much either. :-/
Some of the skinny boys in my class excercise a bit with soccer and footbal etc but they eat tons of chocolate and crips and energy drinks,its strange.


Dont you play anything? ::)

I do,but it doesn't help one bit. ;D
Nah,I think some people just stay skinny,my mom for example can eat tons of icescream and food etc for a week and only add maybe 1 KG...
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:50 am

Exercise; is something I occasionally have to do if I run out of milk, and I have to get some more from the local shop.
(The very thought of RUNNING out of milk leaves me breathless!).

Sport; is something I can completely ignore, with no difficulty whatsoever.
(My organised escape flights to the Constellation of Alpha Centauri, for the duration of the forthcoming Olympic Games, is proving very popular at the moment).

Paul...gently resting... [smiley=bath.gif]...! ;D...!
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby andy190 » Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:44 pm

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Any mention of "Sport" to me, and I suddenly become quite exhausted just thinking about it!... :o...!

Paul.... :)...!

My favourite sport: "Quietly Resting".... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!


Remember Paul that your family did invent the Fosbury Flop. ;)

Here is a perfect example at 1:40:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqObJtGrKaA ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Bass » Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:30 am

;D ;D
I think i did see Fozzer in a glimt moment....behind a horse..
Now thats sport too  ;) ;D
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:12 am

[quote] ;D ;D
I think i did see Fozzer in a glimt moment....behind a horse..
Now thats sport too
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Bud Greene » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:34 pm

The only sport I play is Underwater Elephant Polo. :D
As for watching sports the only one I'm interested in is Topless Women's Volleyball. ;) 8-)
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:37 pm

..."Pocket Billiards".... :D....

...wearing a loose-fitting pair of Boxer Shorts... ;)... ;)...!

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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby H » Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:02 pm

The world cup has qualifying rounds that involve a lot more countries. Certainly more than the World Series of baseball...
Yes, but the players and, especially, some of the fans are in their own little world(s)...


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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Bud Greene » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:59 pm

..."Pocket Billiards".... :D....

...wearing a loose-fitting pair of Boxer Shorts... ;)... ;)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Absolutely not a sport I would care to watch, no offense to your Foz.   I am sure you're quite striking but definitely not my type.  As it is,  I just got back from seeing the Atlanta Braves baseball game against the Baltimore Orioles.  Seriously though, watching on TV and watching at the venue are two totally different things.  Hate TV, love the venues!
Go Braves!! :)
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby expat » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:00 am

..."Pocket Billiards".... :D....

...wearing a loose-fitting pair of Boxer Shorts... ;)... ;)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Absolutely not a sport I would care to watch, no offense to your Foz.
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Re: Soccer Sucks

Postby Bud Greene » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:16 am

..."Pocket Billiards".... :D....

...wearing a loose-fitting pair of Boxer Shorts... ;)... ;)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Absolutely not a sport I would care to watch, no offense to your Foz.
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